Miss March
Entertainment: -1/2
Acceptability: -4

Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore. Comedy. Written and directed by Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore

SYNOPSIS: Two teenage buddies, Eugene and Tucker (Cregger and Moore), embark on a search for Eugene’s high school sweetheart, Cindi (Raquel Alessi). after Eugene wakes up from a four-year coma. They find her photo in Playboy magazine posing nude as Miss March and eventually make their way to Hugh Hefner’s mansion and Cindi.

PREVIEW REVIEW: Miss Miss March. It is pure porn from beginning to end. Every scene has either graphic sex acts including lesbians cavorting, nudity, crude bodily functions, disgusting dialogue, drugs and/or mean-spirited violent acts.

The characters are caricatures, stupid and naive. Nothing makes sense. Hugh Hefner is the role model for one of the leads whose life goal is to party in Hefner's mansion. Sexual abstinence is treated as a major flaw in a teenager's character.

This movie would have been rated X not so long ago.

Preview Reviewer: Mary Draughon
Distributor: Fox Searchlight

Crude Language: None
Obscene Language: Too many times to count the disgusting obscenities (f- and s-words), slang terms for sex and body parts, graphic descriptions of bizarre sex acts
Profanity: Many (mostly "Oh, God")
Violence: Many times - all for laughs (painful fall down stairwell, resulting in 4-year coma; patient hit with baseball bat; man stabbed in genitals with fork; hits to head and body)
Sexual Intercourse: Several times, implied and actual, including oral sex
Nudity: Several times, implied and actual, including oral sex
Homosexual Conduct: Lesbian sex activity several times, graphic
Sexually Suggestive Action/Dialog: None
Drug Abuse: Many times (teenage drinking many times; drunkenness, some drug use)
Other: Teenager’s virginity ridiculed; Nothing commendable
Running Time: 90 minutes
Intended Audience: Young Adults

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